January 12, 2018

The Russians helped get him in, How'd He Win, How'd He Win, How'd He Win

Song Parody Lyrics for "How’d he win, How’d he win, How’d he win"

How’d he win, How’d he win, How’d he win


lyrics by Roy Steele

Sung to the tune from the Holiday Classic
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow
Original Music by: Jule Styne


The commander-in-chief is spiteful,
The dyed blonde wig looks frightful,
The Russians helped get him in,
How’d he win, How’d he win, How’d he win.

O’ he talks about records breaking,
He’s new to decision making,
No substance to all his spin,
How’d he win, How’d he win, How’d he win.

His workers are lily white,
He detests all accountability,
He embraces the racist alt-right,
Declaring war on diversity.

Election night we were crying,
The man spent ages lying,
Grab a pussy among his sins,
How’d he win, How’d he win, How’d he win.

He brags about records breaking,
He’s new to decision making,
No substance to all his spin,
How’d he win, How’d he win, How’d he win.

He forgot about every promise,
He rejects any transparency,
He is likely the most dishonest,
Self promotion and grand larceny.

The commander-in-chief is spiteful,
The dyed blonde wig looks frightful,
The Russians helped get him in,
How’d he win, How’d he win, How’d he win.

How’d he win, How’d he win, How’d he win.


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December 15, 2017

Donald Trump’s Psychosis Endangers Our National Security


Pictured: President Donald Trump's face

The allegedly 'failing New York Times' and the allegedy 'failing Washington Post' document how Donald Trump’s mental health impacts his ability to govern.


WASHINGTON, D.C. --- Donald Trump is the most immature and spoiled seventy-one year old brat in the United States, and likely the most ineffective President in modern history.

Definition of psychosis - a severe mental disorder in which thought and emotions are so impaired that contact is lost with external reality.
Acting like a baby and being indecisive are NOT impeachable offenses. His temperament alone should have disqualified him as a presidential candidate, and under normal circumstances he would never have been the GOP’s nominee for president. Trump got lucky during the primaries. His Republican opponents were so weak and disliked that he easily vanquished each one.

After the Nevada caucuses he crowed that he loved white ‘poorly educated’ voters. Trump’s coalition of white evangelicals and the poorly educated were instrumental in securing Trump the nomination, and prevailing in the electoral college.

May 19, 2017

Consorting With The Enemy: Trump’s Twisted Foreign Policy

Consorting With The Enemy: Donald Trump’s Twisted Foreign Policy


Donald Trump will be boarding Air Force One today for his first trip abroad as the president of the United States. With no legislative achievements, no new trade deals, no infrastructure announcements, no tax cuts, or any accomplishments, he’s taking his dog and pony show on the road. The first country on The Bungling Brothers – Trump Pence Three Ring Circus Tour  is Saudi Arabia.

All Aboard – First Stop Riyadh


How excited is the Al-Saud royal family for this visit? How would you feel if the most famous Islamophobe in the world was coming to visit you? Regardless, they’re pulling out all the stops. They will welcome Donald Trump with open arms, and he will return their hugs and kisses on the cheek with bushels of military equipment and tons of arms (reportedly $110.0 billion dollars worth).

Trump has expressed admiration for Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-Un, and Vladimir Putin. The Saudi Crown Prince is no slouch in the dictator department himself. Human rights be damned – Trump is probably wetting himself with excitement. If the Saudis kiss Trump’s ass all the better.

March 15, 2017

Separating Fact From Fiction Amid The Obamacare Debate

President Barack Obama signs the Affordable Care Act into law on March 23, 2010.

The Republican Party declared war on the Kenyan born Muslim American president in 2009 that persists today, with specious claims about Obamacare and fuzzy math surrounding their own plan. 


A fact is indisputable and reflects certainty. We can support a statement of fact by citing empirical evidence, academic observations, professional studies and expert opinion.

Disseminating biased or misleading information to justify a political point of view is propaganda of the worst order. Propaganda relies on alternative facts, misinformation and hyperbole. The Republican Party has been engaged in a coordinated and lengthy propaganda campaign to denigrate and discredit president Barack Obama and the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (ACA) which he signed into law on March 23, 2010.

March 7, 2017

10 Most Influential Gay Male Journalists And Role Models

10 Most Influential Gay Male Journalists Pictured: Richard Quest, Don Lemon, Thomas Roberts, Pete Williams, Anderson Cooper, Frank Bruni, Steve Kornacki, Shepard Smith, Glenn Greenwald, and Jonathan Capehart.

by Roy Steele

It’s hard for me to believe, but I’m here to tell you that the gay community and the trans community, are under attack. Opponents of LGBT civil rights are determined to terrorize us and take away the few small gains we’ve made in the last few years.

The Texas Supreme Court heard oral arguments in a case that challenges extending spousal benefits to same-sex couples.

The Supreme Court (SCOTUS) refused to hear an appeal related to transgender bathroom rights filed by a trans high school student. SCOTUS remanded the case back to the lower court, which invalidates the Obama era education guidelines to be sensitive to the needs of transgender students in public schools.

In addition to the threats to our hard fought LGBT civil rights, it seems as if our government and political institutions are being threatened too.

Since the inauguration of Donald Trump, we’ve seen nothing but chaos, lies, misdeeds, and misinformation, coming from the White House. The news has been grim.

February 28, 2017

Is It Immoral For Adults To Cyberbully Gay or Trans Teens?

Katie Hopkins the flamethrowing British columnist.
Flamethrower, columnist, and cyberbully Katie Hopkins.

By Roy Steele

If you’re gay or African-American or a native spanish speaker, she claims that you have an unfair advantage among ‘liberals.’ She’s not clear about what you gain from that advantage, but this middle class woman makes it clear that she wants to preserve the advantages that accompany ‘white privilege.’

She’s unsympathetic to transgender issues because it’s a life choice’" she doesn’t agree with. “Do we really need to pander to the trans community and their whims? I say no,” she exclaims.

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