Chandler, AZ: Associated Press has reported that an Arizona man shot himself. And his penis. And his thigh. He did this accidentally - after shoving the pink handgun into his waistband. It was his girlfriend's gun. The Mensa member and his girlfriend were en-route to a convenience store in search of a big gulp.
The girlfriend called 911 and was told to "apply direct pressure to his wound" and that she should "avoid looking at the wound."
The police advised residents that they should avoid putting handguns in their waistband. Apparently a holster would be a better choice.