Republican Perverts Are Obsessed With Sex

I knew Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher, and Newt Gingrich is no Ronald Reagan or Margaret Thatcher.

Most of these Republicans perverts are obsessed with sex, and what Americans do in their bedrooms. Isn't that kind of sick?

What else do we know about the various GOP candidates for President? Why aren’t they catching on with the public? Is this the best they can do?




Mitt Romney

• Who knows what Mitt Romney thinks or believes, he changes his mind daily.

• He was in favor of gay rights, and now is a homophobe

• He was in favor of a woman's right to choose, and is now in favor of government regulating a woman's reproductive organs

• He was in favor of universal healthcare, and now opposes expanded access to healthcare

• He talks about too much government regulation, and wants to return to 2008 when there was less regulation and Wall Street nearly destroyed the American economy

Michele Bachmann

Michele “Bozo” Bachmann believes:

• If you don't work, you shouldn't eat

• Is a champion of state rights, except when it comes to gay rights and gay marriage. She wants the federal government to regulate marriage, because she knows better than any state judge or state government.

• It's OK to be homophobic, because the Bible says "homosexuality" is an abomination.

• The Bible says that women are the property of men, and that slavery is acceptable. She ignores those parts of the Bible, but is obssessed with sex and sexuality. She wants to regulate all women's reproductive organs

• She talks about too much government regulation, and wants to return to 2008 when there was less regulation and Wall Street nearly destroyed the American economy

• Bachmann is obsessed with gay sex and straight sex. Is Bachmann a pervert?

Rick Santorum

Rick “Sicko” Santorum is the biggest pervert of all the GOP candidates.

• Rick Santorum does not believe that any American has a right to privacy. He believes that the federal government has an interest in what happens in the bedroom of every adult citizen.

• Like Bozo Bachmann, his clown college colleague, he is in favor of states rights. Except when it comes to marriage. He wants the federal government to regulate marriage, because he knows better. It's OK to be homophobic, because the Bible says "homosexuality" is an abomination, and threatens traditional marriage more than Kim Kardashian.

• The Bible says that women are the property of men, and that slavery is acceptable. He ignores those parts of the Bible, but is obssessed with sex and sexuality. He wants to regulate a women's reproductive organs.

• He talks about too much government regulation, and wants to return to 2008 when there was less regulation and Wall Street nearly destroyed the American economy

Herman Cain

• Herman “Squirmin” Cain sexually harasses women

• He has a "poor grasp" of foreign policy

• He thinks being gay is like joining a club. You pay your dues and you're a member.

• He is in favor of a woman's right to choose, and is also in favor of government regulating a woman's reproductive organs

• He talks about too much government regulation, and wants to return to 2008 when there was less regulation and Wall Street nearly destroyed the American economy

Rick Perry

• Rick “Shoot ‘Em Up” Perry is dumb dumb dumb

• Can't name the federal agencies he would like to eliminate

• Like Bozo Bachmann, his clown college colleague, he is in favor of states rights. Except when it comes to marriage. He wants the federal government to regulate marriage, because he knows better. It's OK to be homophobic, because the Bible says "homosexuality" is an abomination, and threatens traditional marriage more than Kim Kardashian.

• The Bible says that women are the property of men, and that slavery is acceptable. He ignores those parts of the Bible, but is obssessed with sex and sexuality. He wants to regulate all women's reproductive organs.

• He talks about too much government regulation, and wants to return to 2008 when there was less regulation and Wall Street nearly destroyed the American economy

Ron (five) Paul

• Says straight people are a bigger headache in the military than LGBT people

• Wants to eliminate 5 federal agencies (he even tried to coax Perry to say "five" when he drew a 53 second blank)

• He talks about too much government regulation, and wants to return to 2008 when there was less regulation and Wall Street nearly destroyed the American economy

Newt Gingrich

• Newt "No Ethics" Gingrich Claims he has 53 years of experience in government (he’s 68 years old)

• He Isn't very good with arithmetic (see above)

• The only Speaker of the House of Representatives to be disciplined for ethics violations

• Famously said "I'm willing to lead but I'm not willing to preside over people who are cannibals" (cannibals=Congress)

• While married to wife number one started an affair with a woman who became wife number two

• While married to wife number two started an extra-marital affair with a woman who became wife number three

• Is currently married to wife number three = pervert in chief

• Like Bozo Bachmann, his clown college colleague, he is in favor of states rights. Except when it comes to marriage. He wants the federal government to regulate marriage, because he knows better. It's OK to be homophobic, because the Bible says "homosexuality" is an abomination, and threatens traditional marriage more than Kim Kardashian.

• The Bible says that women are the property of men, and that slavery is acceptable. He ignores those parts of the Bible, but is obssessed with sex and sexuality. He wants to regulate all women's reproductive organs.

• He talks about too much government regulation, and wants to return to 2008 when there was less regulation and Wall Street nearly destroyed the American economy

Jon Huntsman

• Jon Huntsman is the only candidate that has foreign policy experience, and believes in “civil unions.”  In my opinion, he is the only legitimate Republican candidate. But he drank the kool-aid and speaks about too much government regulation like the other clowns.

At this juncture - not one of these candidates stands a chance at being elected President, unless I’m missing something.

This is a sad lineup.