Overheard at Buckingham Palace.......
HRH Queen Elizabeth II addressed the Equerry "A quick word Pemberbatch. Do you have any idea what a twit is?" Stifling a chuckle he muttered "No Mum." Her majesty inquired "What about a Mitt?" Pemberbatch knew the Queen was no dummy. Throwing caution to the wind he reportedly said "I firmly believe it derives from git or half-wit."
The blue-eyed octogenarian Queen responded with her omnipotent grin, which was a sign that she concurred. She made a dash for the ladies loo - so that she could laugh out loud privately - and ditch the Presidential wannabe.
She ditched Mitt the twit!
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