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May 9, 2012

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2 Masseur’s Accuse John Travolta Of Having A Kinky Winky

I guess it’s OK to mix up my pronouns here, because I think it’s appropriate.

I even sketched out a quick photo of Travolta, if he wants an incognito profile sketch for a gay hook-up web site. Email me Miss Travolta!

 Miss John Travolta was hit with a double whammy! Not one, but two lawsuits alleging that he hires gentlemen to perform  massage his glutes (which is a scientologist word for buttocks). When Miss Travolta is lying on his stomach and the erectile dysfunction medication works it’s magic, he turns over on his back real quick, so that his masseur will see and/or touch his “area.”

In the first lawsuit, reported by TMZ:

John Travolta has been sued by a masseur, who claims the actor tried to have sex with him during a session.

The suit claims Travolta stripped naked, appearing semi-erect. The masseur says he told Travolta to lay down on the table and the first hour went without incident. Then, according to legal docs, Travolta began rubbing the masseur's leg, touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis.

The masseur claims he told Travolta he did not have sex with his clients, but Travolta was undeterred, offering to do a "reverse massage," adding, "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!!!"

Doncha know  - coincidentally, the next day, another lawsuit was filed.

Radar online reported that:

A second accuser -- another male masseur -- filed a $2 million sexual battery lawsuit against John Travolta Tuesday morning and claims to have "substantial documentation and numerous witnesses regarding the substance of Travolta's actions," according to the docs, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

On the morning of the massage Travolta had "a strange demeanor, bloodshot eyes and climbed onto the already setup massage table...Travolta removed the entire sheet from his body, and he claimed the sheets were sticky and could not tolerate the heat...Travolta further indicated that he likes a lot of "Glutes" work meaning a massage on his buttocks...While he was massaging near Travolta's buttocks area, Travolta would open his legs and spread his butt cheeks open and had a full erection and would maneuver in a way to try to force Doe Plaintiff No. 2 to touch his anus and around his anus."

Email me Miss Travolta! And I will email you back the profile sketch that you can use on gay sites. I have a heart.

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